The lyrics to this song are subject to change from gig to gig!

There was a wanker on the bus
He sat there in a suit
Explained his tagline without fuss:

“I’m New Labour – because I’m not New Labour”

It’s ideological don’t you know
It’s ideological don’t you know

There was a wanker on the bus
He sat there in a suit
Explained his tagline without fuss:

“Small government is good government”

It’s ideological don’t you know
It’s ideological don’t you know

There was a wanker on the bus
He sat there in a suit
Explained his tagline without fuss:

“We are now entering a sherbert dip recession”

It’s ideological don’t you know
It’s ideological don’t you know

Real life is an abstraction
Policy impacts a distraction
Debating club, all inaction
Get real then we’ll see some traction

It’s ideological don’t you know
It’s ideological don’t you know
It’s ideological don’t you know
It’s ideological don’t you know